
Spongebob Squarepants's Qoutes
" A customer ordered a medium soda, and i gave him a large! I've soiled the good Krusty Krabs name! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!"
Wise words from Patrick Star
" I'll tell you a story to make you feel better....Once, there was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly everyone died. The End! "
" Liar, liar, plants for hire.. "
" Is mayonise an instrument? "
Words of wisdom from SQUIDWARD
" I order the food, you cook the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. "
" Patrick! Go be stupid somewhere else! "
Merry Christmas people!!